[Ol' Dirty Bastard]   Ladies and gentlemen introducing Cab Calloway   Featuring the Dirt Dog   First things first man you're fuckin with the worst   I'll be stickin pins in your head like a fuckin nurse   I'll attack any nigga who slack in his mack   Come fully packed with the fat rugged stack   The heat is on, I'm about to blow up the spot   All I wanna see is fire cause I'm makin shit hot   Like the blow between glocks, mad niggas I shot   Give a fuck on a cop, conversate with a lock   Down at the chop-chop, 600th and Rock   Crazy as a fox tryin to rob Fort Knox   The DeNiro-Al Pachino war   Tryin to score mad dough like a million or more   For the illegal war that's all I saw   It's all about that knot in ya   I'm alone, I roll with 6 niggas with stones   Every hour tap my phone with embezzlement stones   Get a loan from the stocks because of my pops   Fifty bills in the pocks, Wu-Gambino got props      [Cab Calloway]   But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale   Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)   Hoooooooooooooooooooooo (Hoooooooooooooooooooooo)   He-de-he-de-he-de-he (He-de-he-de-he-de-he)   Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy (Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy)      [Ol' Dirty Bastard]   Elevator scheme with the scheme to catch CREAM   Some diamond rings, jewels all types of priceless things   Just in case you don't make it to the safe   Don't talk to Jakes or your whole shit be laced   Got a bomb bout ready to blow up shit   The White House nuh be quiet as a mouse   My job is hundred proof, better know the scoop   Got niggas undergrounds, in your walls, in your roofs   About made zoo, 6-6-6-6-2   Cause I'm goin all out with the supplies of Balu   I'm unstoppable, my six man team is unstoppable   Stickin my middle fuckin finger at you   Livin in America's fuckin fucked up   When I was young some say I had no sense   I rhymed all day until my throat got tense   And bought em by the cage from my lungs to my knees   In the winter I cough, all summer I sneeze   Ah-choo! Then I was sore, there was only one cure   Original rhymes wholesome in thought   Democratics are debatin wanna be the imitatin   But the knowledge that I'm givin positively stimulatin   I acknowledge any MC in a South Bronx town   South Proof Projects, did they really go down   Shit, I remember when I was 12 years old   I didn't know about frontin or playin a role   I thought I was slick, I fell harder than bricks   With my best lyrics and my uptown ticks   Prince start jackin in my baseball cap   I'm tellin many chit-chats step off my jockstrap   Approach this party other known as a jam   Lookin for my cousin Bam-Bam Sleepingham   From front to back the jam was packed   Over there some dance, over there I just macked   I looked around then I started to walk   Heard an older woman's voice and a silly slang talk   The kid was nice for payin the price   And give weak MCs beneficial advice   Yes, beneficial meaning good for more   Frontin cause with the mamas would have loved to explore   Studied MC and changed lyrics around   Before I became a member of the lost and sound   My words I strung, I bettered my voice   Rollin over people known to be top choice   Ch-ch - BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW   Hoodlum      Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)   Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho)   He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee (He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee)   Hooooohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo (Hooooohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo)