Folks, here´s a story about Minnie the Moocher   She was a red hot hoochie-koocher   She was the roughest, toughest frail   but Minnie had a heart as big as a wha-a-le      Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()   Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()   Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()   Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()      She messed around with a bloke named Smoky   She loved him though he was cokey   He took her down to Chinatown   Where he showed her how to kick the gong around ()      Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()   Wooooooh()   Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()   Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()      she had a dream that the King of Sweden   He gave her things that she was needin´   He built her a house of gold and steel   A diamond car with platinum wheels      hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hi()   hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()   scoodley-woo-scoodley-woo-scoodley-woodley-woodley-woo()   zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy()      he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses   Each meal she ate was a dozen courses   She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes   she sat around and counted them all a million times      Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi   Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho(   Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee    Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho      Now Min and Smokie, they started jaggin'   They got a free ride in a wagon   She gave him money to pay her bail   But he left her flat in the county jail      Whoooa, yeaaaah   Hey de he de he he   Whoa Whoa       Poor Min met old Deacon Lowdown   He preached to her that she ought to slow down   But Minnie wiggled her jelly roll   And Deacon Lowdown yelled, "Lord save my soul!"      Hi de hi de hi de hi   Ho de ho de ho de ho   Skiddley doodley doodly do   Skiddly diddly day      They took her where they put the crazies   Now poor Min's kicking up those daisies   You've heard my story this is her song   She was just a good gal, but they done her wrong      Hi de hi de hi de hi   Skooby de be do   He de he de he de he   Whoa, Whoa Whoa      Poor Min, Poor Min, Poor Min.