Hey, folks here's the story 'bout Minnie, the Moocher   She was a low down hoochie coocher   She was the roughest, toughest frail   But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale      She messed around with a bloke named Smokie   She loved him though he was cokey   He took her down to Chinatown   And he showed her how to kick the gong around      She had a dream about the king of Sweden   He gave her things that she was needin'   He gave her a home built of gold and steel   A diamond car with the platinum wheels      He gave her his townhouse and his racin' horses   Each meal she ate was a dozen courses   Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes   She sat around and counted them all a million times      Poor Min, poor Min, poor Minnie