I'd like to try throwing the I Ching   I'd like to try someone analyzing my writing   I'd like to see what's written on the crystal stones   And see what happens if I put on my turban   And start throwing bones, hey      Maybe I'll be a gopher   And getting bagels for the U.N.   Maybe I'll cruise bars   In futile search of perfect 10's      And maybe I'll be the legendary   Scandal-ridden pol   Keeping up my solid citizen front   When I'm really just bought and sold      Mirror, mirror on the wall   Palm readings and crystal balls   It's obvious for all to see   How uncertain it will be      And handwriting and dice rolls   I Ching and crystal stones   And tea leaves and astrology   Get someone to interpret your dreams      Still I don't know where we'll be   Will you take this ride with me?      Maybe I'll be a doctor   Ophthalmologist, checking out eyes   Maybe I'll get a job   Making little skinny curly fries      I might feel important   As a security guard   And I'd love to lean on you   When times get too hard, hey      Maybe I'll be the overweight   Ex-jock chasing skirts   Telling my old stories, you know   The older you get the better you were      You could be my right hand   Tell me when I'm a joke   And maybe there'll be some times   When we feel like we're not just blowing smoke      Mirror, mirror on the wall   Palm readings and crystal balls   It's obvious for all to see   How uncertain it will be      Handwriting and dice rolls   I Ching and crystal stones   And tea leaves and astrology   Get someone to interpret your dreams      Still I don't know where we'll be   Will you take this ride with me, with me?      Maybe I'll invent the nuclear   Magnetic resonance stomp   Or create a synthetic hue for you   Or maybe chemical breakthroughs      Take a map of genome   And give directions to a friend   And develop a crumb-crisp coating   For a new cake and ice cream blend, hey      Mirror, mirror on the wall   Palm readings and crystal balls   It's obvious for all to see   How uncertain it will be      Fortune tellers and mirrored walls   Tarot cards and ouija boards   And tea leaves and astrology   Why don't you come and lay with me?      Still I wonder where we'll be   Will you take this ride   Will you take this ride with me, with me?