Here we are, seeking out the Reds   Trying to keep the communists in order   Just remember when you're sleeping in your beds   They're only two days drive from the Texas border      How can a country large as ours be scared of such a threat   Well, if they won't work for us, they're against us you can bet   They may be sovereign countries but you folks at home forget   That they all want what we've got but they don't know it yet      We're making the world safe for capitalism      Here we come with our candy and our guns   And our corporate muscle marches in behind us   For freedom's just another word for nothing left to sell   And if you want narcotics we can get you those as well      We help the multinationals when they cry out, protect us   The locals scream and shout a bit but we don't let that affect us   We're here to lend a helping hand in case they don't elect us   How dare they buy our products, yet still they don't respect us      We're making the world safe for capitalism      If you thought the army was here protecting people like yourself   I've some news for you, we're here to defend wealth   Away with nuns and bishops   The Good Lord will help those that help themselves   I've some news for you, we're here to defend wealth      We're making the world safe for capitalism   We're making the world safe for capitalism   We're making the world safe for capitalism   We're making the world safe for capitalism   We're making the world safe for capitalism