I'm home, good to be back home   Home, good to be back home   I'm home      She told me right away how much I've been missed   And then she said she'd never been kissed   She'd only seen a guy in her college days   Your wife, she's telling you lies      She said she stayed at home to wash her hair   And then she said she fell asleep on the chair   'Cause when I phoned her, there was no one there   Your wife, she's telling you lies      She said she'd given me up for dead   She spent the days and the nights in bed   Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said   Your wife, she's telling you lies      I'm home, good to be back home   Home, good to be back home   I'm home      In ordinary walks in life   That's what a husband hears from his wife   But when you look into her big brown eyes   Your wife, she's telling you lies      She got the roses from her mother today   She'd lost her card must've thrown it away   Apart from that she had nothing to say   Your wife, she's telling you lies      I'm home, good to be back home   I'm home, good to be back home   I'm home      She said she'd given me up for dead   She spent the days and the nights in bed   Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said   Your wife, she's telling you lies      Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said   Your wife, she's telling you lies   Screaming blue murder, it was murder she said   Your wife