If I was a doo doo doo   I'd paint half the world and sky blue   Fill it full of clouds for you      If I was a doo doo doo doo   I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu   Down the line that takes to you      If I was a doo doo doo doo doo   All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu   Couldn't lead my tracks away from you      If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo   Even if my spine was snapped in two   I would remain upon the rack for you      But I'm a dum dum dum   My heart is numb   I'm a dum dum dum   My heart is numb      If I was a doo doo doo   I'd divide the force in two   And tried to let go for you      If I was a doo doo doo doo   Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo   To be or not to be      If I was a doo doo doo doo doo   All the sacred cows in Kathmandu   Couldn't match the shrine I built for you      If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo   Celebrating mass with a kangaroo   I would bless the bread and wine for you      But I'm a dum dum dum   My heart is numb   But I'm a dum dum dum   My heart is numb      Dum dum dum   My heart is numb   Dum dum dum   My heart is numb