Alike many a male   I got angst in my pants   And goddamn it to hell   It don't help if I dance      And you, you're not doing too well   All the blogs are about you girl   They caught you in the park after dark   Giving head to a statue girl, how cruel      I didn't mean to do you no harm   I just underestimated my charm   And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth   Oh, baby you're too much sugar   For my sweet tooth forever      Didn't mean to do you no harm   I just underestimated my charm   And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth   Oh, baby you're too much sugar   For my sweet tooth forever      You're on your honeymoon   And you're sending me notes   You hope to see me soon   You've got see wrapped in quotes      I used to find it funny to say   What's your man got to do with me?   But then I saw him downtown   Placing bets on the hounds   He was as big as a house   We can't be messing around      I didn't mean to do you no harm   I just underestimated my charm   And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth   Oh, baby you're too much sugar   For my sweet tooth forever      Didn't mean to do you no harm   I just underestimated my charm   And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth   Oh, baby you're too much sugar   For my      Every time we kiss   It's like an inside joke, I always miss   Our love is like a tug-of-war   Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more      Oh, every time we kiss   It's like an inside joke, I always miss   Our love is like a tug-of-war   Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more