My girl's been a real whore   Spending her time with Theodore   Now Teddy he's my best friend but   With friends like these   Who needs enemies?   My mother she told me   You're being silly   Talking, talking crazy   Don't tell me what my problem is   Just tell me what   She's doing at his   Apartment at midnight   I didn't get an invite   Tonight on my birthdy   That ain't half right   My best boy Teddy   ???   Goddammit girl, just love me already      Can't you love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby   Won't you love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby      My father he told me   Biting and begging   That hurts your knees   You can't treat women like hotels   Why should she love you?   She knows you so well   Now I'm at a payphone   Humming so slow   To a busy tone   Now I knock on Ted's door   Keeping time with my heart beat   (He knocks on Ted's door   Keeping time with his heart beat)   Now I knock on Ted's door   Keeping time with my heart beat   The whore lets me in   And it looks (looks) like (like) a (a) party      Surprise, surprise it's your party, baby   I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me   Teddy and I, we kept it all on the slide   So baby don't cry   And please don't you try   So love me already   Love me already   So baby don't cry   And please don't you try   So baby don't cry   And please don't you try      So love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby   Love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby   Won't you love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby   Can't you love, love, love me already   Love, love, love me already, baby   Ready baby, ready baby, ready baby