Well the best defense    Is the bright lights   Underneath which   You commit that dark crime   Look, I was there   I watched it all go down   And I still can't believe my eyes   Nice try, it's so wild   Nice try, it's so wild      It's like a car burning   On the side of the road   Well, someone got torched   For not doing what they're told   It's like a plaid vacation   When they change your name   It's like yesterday's news    Is the same again and again and again   It's so wild   Again and again   It's so wild      ~ Solo ~      So when you dish the dirt   You might as well dish the worst   'Cause no one expects you   To tell the truth   And when they turn around   They think that something must be wrong   'Cause no one   Could make up a story so far gone   It's so wild   So far gone   It's so wild      Fact or fiction, all parties deny   Any involvement   At the scene of the crime   They look you cold straight in the eye   And say, "Man   You got the wrong guy, but nice try"   It's so wild   Nice try   It's so wild