Some time ago a crazy dream came to me   I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three   I went to the doctor the very next day   To see what kinda words he could say   He said it was a bad dream   I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though   They're dreams and they're only in your head.      I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain".   He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane".   He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch".   As I landed on the psychiatric couch   He said, "Tell me about it".      Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast   It was all over by quarter past   I was down in the sewer with some little lover   When I peeked out from a manhole cover   Wondering who turned the lights on.      Well, I got up and walked around    And up and down the lonesome town   I stood a-wondering which way to go   I lit a cigarette on a parking meter   And walked on down the road   It was a normal day.      Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell   And leaned my head and I gave a yell   "Give me a string bean I'm a hungry man"   A shortgun fired and away I ran   I don't blame them too much though   They didn't know me.      Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand   I seen a man I said "Howdy friend,   I guess there's just us two"   He screamed a bit and away he flew   Thought it was a Communist.      Well, I spied me a girl and before she could leave   "Let's go and play Adam and Eve"   I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'   When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin'   You see what happened last time they started".   Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown   And there was nobody aroun'   I got into the driver's seat   And I drove down