The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck   But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up   But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut,   Which eventually pulled out the Ford   With some difficulty      Well more rain than we’d seen for a thousand years   Caused financial joys and biblical fears   It caused some smiles it caused some tears    But more to the point of our story   For The first time in the collective memory,    That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy   Boggy and sticky   We’d pull one truck out and get another stuck in    And motors would roar and tires would spin   We’d sink right down, down to the diff, and we’d all take turns and do it again   Till no one could move, we’d call one more friend,   Come on out here, we need you…bring your truck      The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck   But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up   But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut    Which eventually pulled out the Ford   And the Dodge equal opportunities      They got me stuck in the mud, so they couldn’t rehearse   And Chavase too has missed his work   Richie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk   Course Holman didn’t have nothing better do to, ‘cept ranch.      The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck   But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up   But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut    Which eventually pulled out the Ford      Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck   ‘cept the big old four by hutterite truck   We all thought “lord are we in luck!”   But he wouldn’t come anywhere near us,   Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly.      So we used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains   We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains,   We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin’.   We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels   And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal   Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see,   That ‘oughta give us some traction      The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck   But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up   But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut    Which eventually pulled out the Ford      We spilled genetically modified canola seed    That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds   And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil   Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us