well i partied with some crazy calgary cowgirls   we ripped a snorted and kicked around a bit   two told me they got old time religion   one said she'll never barrel race again   good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine      well i've spent some time with texas davey daniels   dippin snuff at night and drinkin beer by noon   he told me about the bulls he'd rode in wako   about night fall he'd be howlin at the moon   how good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine      lookout for those wranglers in longview   with the holes woren out of their jeans   well they can get you high up in the rocky's   so you ain't ever comin down again   good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine      well i knowed about an old alberta oil man   chewed a tin a day till he was 92   when he passed away us two started a regiment   and in the end he liked it sprinkled on his food   good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine      look out for them wranglers out in longview   with the left back pocket worn out of their jeans   they can get you high up in the rocky's   so you ain't never comin down again   good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine   yeah good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine   good copenhagen is better, better than bad cocaine