full growed porcupine dead on the road   it'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load   i got checked out by a blonde, young heifer   she says she might wanna but i ain't gonna let er      hair in my eyes like a highland steer   spring in my step like a white tailed deer   hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog   puff up my chest like a big bull frog      socks on my feet like a true paint hoss   belt round my belly like a galloway cross   built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent   the thing blew over like a cheap green tent      hair in my eyes like a highland steer   spring in my step like a white tailed deer   hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog   puff up my chest like a big bull frog      yodel-ay      smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire   anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers?   they didn't cost nothin cuz they come with the truck   and old uncle hugh's still bringin me luck      hair in my eyes like a highland steer   spring in my step like a white tailed deer       hair in my eyes like a highland steer   spring in my step like a white tailed deer      hair in my eyes like a highland steer   spring in my step like a white tailed deer   hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog   puff up my chest like a big bull frog