well i thought i found the girl for me   she had long legs, nice hair and a shaved pussy   but no matter how hard i tried   the girl and i could not see eye to eye   but now i know what i need   to make my life so complete   here we go      i need a girl that chews copenhagen   when she opens up her mouth all her teeth are fallin out   i need a girl that chews copenhagen   hey baby i think that maybe, i love you      watchin football sunday afternoon   and we'd always share the same spittoon   i'd be her girl and she'd be my man   renew our love with a new fresh can   we'd save up all of our lids   to get a pool table for our cans, yeah      i need a girl that chews copenhagen   when she opens up her mouth all her teeth are fallin out   i need a girl that chews copenhagen   hey baby, i think i maybe, i love you   hey baby, i think that maybe, i get stupid when your here   hey baby, i think that maybe, i love you      gonna get you girl   gonna get you girl   gonna get you girl   gonna shave your squirrel   gonna get you girl   gonna get you girl   gonna get you girl   gonna get you girl   yeah, yeah