Wreck the malls this Christmas season   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Blow your cash for no good reason   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Push your charge card to the limit   Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la   Checkbook now has nothing in it   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Drive to K-Mart on his holly   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Tamper with their muzak system   Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la   Trade something for Twisted Sister   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Wreck the pet store, do some damage   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Send the beagles on a rampage   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la   Acting in an uncouth manner   Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la   Drop your pants and moon at Santa   Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la