There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is   But it's been there all night long   Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night   But he never came and it don't seem right      That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound   But I wish you Merry Christmas      There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is   But it's been there all week long   Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue   And we don't know what we're going to do      'Cause there's something in the chimney and it doesn't move around   And it's been a week since Christmas      There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is   But it's been there all month long   Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace   Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace      That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't talk at all   And it's been there since last Christmas      There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is   But it's been there all year long   I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year   But my brother says, "He's already here"      And he's stuck up in the chimney   And he doesn't say a word   And he'll be there every Christmas   And we'll have him every Christmas