Johnny Depp, you're deep   I'd like to watch you when you sleep   And smell the shirt in which you slept   Johnny Depp      Johnny Depp, you're hip   I'd like to bite your lower lip   And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair   Johnny bear      You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know   But you broke up with her, and now it just says   "Wino"      Johnny Depp, you're cruel   You're the harbinger of drool   Mow my lawn without a shirt   Johnny dirt      John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE      Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,   I'm not a waif,    but I could love you more than you would Probably deserve...      Johnny Depp, you're the bomb   If you'd come to meet my mom   I'd cry a single, salty tear   Johnny dear      John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE