Judge Turpin: “Mr. Todd?”      Sweeney Todd: “At your service... An honour to receive    your patronage, my lord.”      Judge Turpin: “Do you know me, sir?”      Sweeney Todd: “Who in this wide world does not know the   great Judge Turpin? And what may I do for    you today, sir? A stylish trimming of the hair?   A soothing skin massage? Sit, sir, sit.”      Judge Turpin: You see, sir, a man infatuate with love   Her ardent and eager slave   So fetch the pomade and pumice stone   And lend a more seductive tone   A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne    But first, sir, I think-- a shave      Sweeney Todd: The closest I ever gave      [Sweeney Todd whistles]      Judge Turpin: “You’re in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.”      Sweeney Todd: ‘Tis your delight, sir, catching fire    From one man to the next      Judge Turpin: ‘Tis true, sir, love can still inspire    The blood to pound, the heart leap higher   What more--      Sweeney Todd: What more       BOTH: Can man require      Judge Turpin: Than love, sir?      Sweeney Todd: More than love, sir      Judge Turpin: What, sir?      Sweeney Todd: Women      Judge Turpin: Ah, yes - women      Sweeney Todd: Pretty women      Judge Turpin: Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom    Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom      [Sweeney Todd whistles]       Sweeney Todd: Now then, my friend   Now to your purpose   Patience - enjoy it   Revenge can’t be taken in haste      Judge Turpin: Make haste, and if we wed, you’ll be commended, sir      Sweeney Todd: My lord…   And who, may it be said is your intended, sir?      Judge Turpin: My ward      “And pretty as a rosebud.”      Sweeney Todd: “Pretty as her mother?”      Judge Turpin: “What? What was that?”      Sweeney Todd: “Nothing, sir. Nothing.”      Pretty women   Fascinating   Sipping coffee   Dancing   Pretty women   Are a wonder   Pretty women      Sitting in the window    Or - standing on the stair   Something in them cheers the air      Pretty women      Judge Turpin: Silhouetted      Sweeney Todd: Stay within you      Judge Turpin: Glancing      Sweeney Todd: Stay forever      Judge Turpin: Breathing lightly      Sweeney Todd: Pretty women      BOTH: Pretty women      Sweeney Todd: Blowing out their…      Judge Turpin: Blowing out their      BOTH: Candles       Sweeney Todd: Or - combing out their…      Judge Turpin: Combing out their      BOTH: Hair      Judge Turpin: Then they leave--      Sweeney Todd: Even when they leave…      [Simultaneously:]       Judge Turpin: Even when they leave you and vanish   They somehow can still remain    There with you    There with you      Sweeney Todd: They still    Are there    They’re there       BOTH: Ah, pretty women      Sweeney Todd: At their mirrors      Judge Turpin: In their gardens      Sweeney Todd: Letter-writing      Judge Turpin: Flower-picking      Sweeney Todd: Weather-watching      BOTH: How they make a man sing!   Proof of heaven   As you’re living   Pretty women, sir!   Pretty women, yes!   Pretty women, sir!      Sweeney Todd: Pretty women, here’s to   Pretty women, all the   Pretty women...