I wanna make love to myself   I don't need anybody else   I'm happy with just myself   I'm my own person   I'm in love with myself      I wanna make love to myself   Just me, nobody else   I wanna give Godiva and orchids and furs and sapphires to myself   I wanna buy expensive meals   With champagne and Chateau Le Fei for myself   I wanna hire a chauffer for just myself   I wanna go dancing with myself   And nobody else   I wanna date only myself   'Cause I'm in love with myself      I wanna make love to myself...      I wanna make love to myself   I wanna propose to myself   I wanna marry myself   And at the wedding I wanna kiss myself   I wanna put the ring on my finger by myself   And I wanna go on a honeymoon with myself   I wanna walk down a beautiful white sandy beach all by myself   I don't need anybody else   'Cause I'm in love with myself and only myself      I wanna make love to myself...      I wanna make love to myself   I wanna experience ecstacy with myself   I wanna lose my virginity to myself   I don't need anybody else   I don't need anybody's help   Thank you very much!      I wanna orgasm with myself   I wanna be naked with myself   'Cause I'm in love with myself   And I wanna make love to myself   I love myself more and more everyday      Tonight's the night- I wanna make love to myself   I wanna put on sexy lingerie for myself   I wanna get under the covers for myself   And think sexy thoughts while I wait for myself      I wanna turn out the lights for myself   I wanna hold myself tight and kiss my ass by myself   I wanna pack my own behind and suck my face by myself   Tonight's the night- I wanna make love to myself   Because I'm in love with myself      I wanna make love to myself   After I'm through I wanna make love to you!   Then I'll be ready to make love to you   After I'm exhausted I'll be ready to make love to you   But first I wanna make love to myself!   That's how love is!