I will always love you   I will always tell you I love you,       I love you      I want a big car    and a big house    and a seven and a half karat sparkler full of flaws   get it for me now!       get it?       Work your ass off day & night   and when you come home to Greenwich Connecticut    or beverly hills   I wanna eat chinese food for dinner       and I will always love you.      Make me breakfast in bed   buy me manicurs and pedicurs   give me servants and gardeners   I want my legs Candied and waxed   and my body massaged with coconut oil   and give me nannys to change the diapers      then I will be pleasant and beautifull for everyone,       everyone       even if I have orgasm after orgasm    even if I cum and cum   I will pretend I am dissatisfied    That's my revenge for 5 thousand years of virginity because of you      I will always love you    I will always tell you    I will always love you    Tell my friends about you      When you're dying and I hear your death rattle       I'll ignore it       when you twist and turn in your last agony    I'll pretend I never saw it    until you are safely and completely dead    and all the property is in my name    then see the wailing and mourning and the shower of tears that come out of me   and my friends will see how desolate and devastated I am       I will always love you    I will always tell you I love you,       I love you      From the other side of the grave you may wonder why I did this    why I enjoyed myself and let you suffer working as my slave      think about it spirit,    ghost,    or whatever you are      I had no feelings for you in the first place    it is because of 5 Thousand years of oppression you have givin me and my sisters    we were supposed to be your slaves    and your cooks    and your laundry women       heres to you baby    I lift up my glass to you    beside the golden door       I will always love you   tell me that you love me too       I will always love you    tell me that you love me too      I will always love you    tell me that you love me too      I will always love you   tell me that you love me too      I will always love you