Him: Pardon me I couldn't help but see That you only have a small amount of laundry I don't have much You don't have much Why don't we both share a load?Her: No, but thanks I've got too many colors And I wouldn't want your underwear to turn all pink But it seems I've left all my change at home If I asked you for some quarters What would you think?Him: We can wash in cold We can use my soap and my quarters Oooo...Her: I've never washed clothes with a strange man before But what the hell, let's try it! Let's go 'round the corner, have ourselves a cup of coffee together(Romantic interlude)Her: I think that sock is mine...Him: No, it was a gift from my mamaHer: This must be yours...Him: Do you really like the Grateful Dead?Her: I wonder if you'd mind if I kept this old bandana?Him: No, go ahead -- I'll use your pillowcase on my bedHer: I don't have much You don't have much Why don't we both share a load?Him: I don't have much You don't have much Why don't we both share a load?Both: I don't have much You don't have much Why don't we both share a load?