Look at yourself   If you had the sense of humor   You would laugh to beat the band      Look at yourself   Do you still believe the rumor   That romance is simply grand?      Since you took it on the chin   You have lost that toothpaste grin   My mental state is all a jumble   I sit around and sadly mumble      Fools rush in, so here am I   Very glad to be unhappy   I can't win, but here am I   More than glad to be unhappy      Unrequited love's a bore   And I've got it pretty bad   But for someone you adore   It's a pleasure to be sad      Like a straying baby lamb   With no mammy and no pappy   I'm so unhappy   But oh, so glad      Unrequited love's a bore   And I've got it pretty bad   But for someone you adore   It's a pleasure to be sad      Like a straying baby lamb   With no mammy and no pappy   I'm so unhappy   But oh, so glad