Big & Rich, Wyclef Jean   There goes the neighborhood      Please man, don't call the police, man   Why can we just be friends   And try to get along?      I don't wanna hurt no one   I just wanna have a little fun   So I'm begging you   Please man, don't call the police, man      I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud   (Turn it up)   I didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancing   (Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it)      It's out of sight, it's alright   So let me get you a cold Red Stripe      And please man, don't call the police, man   Why can we just be friends   And try to get along?   (We don?t like those country records)      I don't wanna hurt no one   I just wanna have a little fun   So I'm begging you   Please man, don't call the police, man      I didn't mean to cause a scene   Make anyone man   For goodness sake, no need to hate   We were just playin'      So count to ten, do it again   (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four)   You do anything you like, my friend   (Three, two, one, one, one, one)      But please man, don't call the police, man   Why can we just be friends   And try to get along?   (We don?t like those country records)      Don't wanna hurt no one   I just wanna have a little fun   So I'm begging you   Please man, don't call the police, man   (Check my country swagger, yo)      I dress in black like the late Johnny Cash   Snatch more cash than Willie Nelson   Why you undercover that? We could split the profits, man      I'm a gambler like Kenny Rodgers   My t-shirt says   'The Devil Went Down To Georgia Like Charlie Daniels'      Back in the crib, I'm watching Reba   I hear the helicopters, police bust the door down   I in court getting judged by the judge      I got acquitted 'cause they love them cowboys   Cowgirls call me Wyclef Jean   With those Big & Rich Boys?      Be friends and try to get along      I don't wanna hurt no one   I just want to have a little fun   So I'm begging you   Please man, don't call the police, man      Yeah, I'm begging you   Please man, don't call the police, man