Who's your favorite person?   And do you know them personally?   Maybe he's a she   And she's a reject, she's just like me      Does it make your bones break   When you're sitting thinking of them?   Does it make your cold heart seize   Again, again, again, again, again?      I've got blu tack on my back   Got it signed with personal thanks   Take it down, you bet, I daren't   I'm hanging over like a poster parent      Wanna know he's mine   And that he'll never cheat on me   'Cuz everywhere I go   His face is all that I can see      Maybe, it's just he's more   Popular than I assumed   Maybe, I'll go one better   I'll get his stone cold heart exhumed right now      Boyfriend, don't try to stop me   Boyfriend, I love you equally   Boyfriend but this is inherent   Boyfriend, I need my poster parent