Got no gaps in your teeth? You must be happy   Cola bottles, sugar coated   We've had sugar to eat, don't try and stop me   Flying saucers filled with sherbet      We want the right to eat sweets without yr frowning   Don't tell us what we can't do now   And we see the powers that be in sugar, drowning   Ten pee mixture for the way home      This is an advertisement   Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz   So make the sweet adjustment   A-okay, we're the sweet shop avengerz      Never too old to eat sweets, unless you feel it   Chocolate mice with strawberry center   Reclaim the rights to rot teeth, you know you need it   Candy shrimps, they're foamy inside      It's not a crime to be seen sucking a lolly   Vampire sweets that stick to your teeth   And it's hardly obscene to fill yr trolley   Ten pee mixture for the way home      This is an advertisement   Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz   So make the sweet adjustment   A-okay, we're the sweet shop avengerz      Kneejerk, it's a sugar fascination   Kneejerk, that infects the teen-c nation   Kneejerk, but we love the sweet sensation   Kneejerk, as it rots the population