He remains defiant to the cause   Though he never quite knew what it was   He's working hard for the man upstairs   Seen him once, he's losing his hair      Mr, Important, he's better than you   Index and quotient, he knows what to do   Socially impotent, he drinks with the lads   Mr. Important, in bachelor pads      His parents would be very proud   If only he stood out from the crowd   And made a name that was his own   No corporations, just his alone      But mum and dad, they were so sad   When he lost the job, the bachelor pad   And he just went back home to stay   Now mum and dad want him away      Product, counter product