it's a very happy day   we are at lots of fun fun fun   and it's ice-cream and jelly   and a punch in the belly   how much can you throw over the walls?      and see how his face glows   it's a bike! what a surprise.   it's a big bike. what a big surprise.   it's a red bike. what a red surprise.   oh, what a surprise.      but the best thing there   but the best thing there   was the wonderful dog chair   was the beautiful dog chair   that could count right up to ten   it could count right up to ten   it went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,   woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.       and it's another happy day   he was born eleven years ago   and this year it's long trousers   and a very smart tie.   just think in five years he'll be shaving.      and see how his face glows   it's an ninja sword. what a surprise!   it's a samurai sword. what a metal surprise.   he'll remember this day for the rest of his life.       but the best thing there   but the best thing there   is that sensuous dog chair   the immaculate dog chair   that could count right up to eleven       it could count right up to eleven   it went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,   woof, woof, woof.       but the best thing there   but the best thing there   was my darling the dog chair   but the rampaging dog chair   that could count right up to eleven   it could count right up to eleven.       and it went round and round the house.