I was having a good sleep    in my car   in the parking lot of    the Showboat Casino Hotel   I say, I remember you,   You drive like a PTA mother.   You bring me draft beer   in a plastic cup      I'm feeling thankful    for the small things today.   I'm feeling thankful    for the small things today.      Happy-   Happy birthday to me   Happy birthday to me   and to you      I'm feeling thankful    for the small things today.   I'm feeling thankful    for the small things today.      I remember you-   I crashed your wedding   With some orange crepe paper    and some Halloween candy      Sometimes I wish I were Catholic   I don't know why.   I guess I'm happy to see your face    at a time like this      Happy-   Happy birthday to me   Happy birthday to me   and to you   Happy-   Happy birthday to me   Happy birthday to me   and to you      Happy birthday baby, to me   Happy birthday to me   Happy birthday to me   Happy birthday to me