Dear Slim,   My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down   I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down   To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam   Killing all the muses you use in almost all of your songs   Except those songs about Slim the Hip-Hoppian God   They make it seem you don't respect rappers like Biggie and Pac   Who if it weren't for them you be out of a job   Or flipping burgers with Ronald McDonald and not leading your mob   But the Blob's offensive, run and jumping the fences   And burying politicians in pop culture trenches   Dude, have some humility, oops responsibility, oops accountability, oops I said humility   Your face has covered worse magazines   than the artists and politicians you've mocked on every CD release   Ooh, how cool; you've proved you lack tact in your songs   In fact, you've grown up to act just like your mom      If y'all represent the truth and America's youth   Act like a leader we could actually use   You're a celebrity now, oh no, look what you did   You're America's role model but deny that you're it      Come on, come on, let's stand together as one      I ain't yelling about selling my soul, going to hell and back for platinum   Or gold to show the world is a gullible globe   Although, I can't respect the coalition of politicians signing petitions   Fearing Eminem's mission to bitch   When it's his right to taunt if he wants to fight   Even if you're frightened of what he might want to write   You're sworn to defend men, who offend men   Just because you believe in the first amendment   Even if it's illogical angst and vengeance   So defend your senses, but cleanse your dirty lenses   The law's written to both conservatives and leftists   It says Vanilla Ice Preservatives can be sexist      If y'all represent the truth and America's youth   Act like the leaders we could actually use   You're politicians now, oh no, look what you did   You're America's role models but deny art from our kids      Come on, come on, let's stand together as one      Censoring, the denial of actual words or factual things declared obscene   But molesting archdiocese, disease,   dead people in the streets from shooting sprees, epidemics   Paramedics clearing debris here and overseas aren't banned from TV   But yell shit, goddamn, or fuck hear three individual bleeps   A word's a word, let it be heard and learned   It's not the individual words but the order that hurts   Come on, come on, let's stand together as one   Come on, come on, stop threatening to censor our thoughts   And you'll get the response you want from now on   Come on, come on