As I get home at 6AM gone out to work all day    With me boots on me feet and me cap on me head    In bed I would I could stay    Cause I'm too old to spend my time shifting sods and clay    And the wife won't give me what I want cause I'm so old and grey    For a wack of the widdle a widdle a wack    A widdle a wack all day    For a wack of the widdle a widdle a wack    I'll widdle my life way    As I get home from saving the hay my arms and legs do say    Sit down you drunk put your arse on the stump and get stuck in the tea    With the wife on me back and the kids all brats screaming in my ear    Go on you old git you're full of shit you won't last out the year    Well I'd seen it all my cup was full and I walked out the door    And I sold my house and I sold my land and I never saw them no more    Now I lie all day in the Spanish sun with a girl on either side    If I'd have stayed I'd never get laid it's there I would have died