Tom and Bob, they are cool   Should open a Tom and Bob school   Because then everyone could learn the way?   To squeeze fun out of every day      They put bandannas in their hair   And they think in a way that's all too rare   At least from the parts where I come from   Which make Tom and Bob stick out   Like a silver thumb, like a silver thumb      Tom and Bob they are good   I wish everyone could be so good   They are cool but they aren't rich   They could be rich lived in a ditch      In a dream they came to me   Holding their arms for me to see   When I opened my eyes they weren't gone   And now we're gonna make some songs   We're gonna make some