It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****n' presents   It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****n' presents   And I hate, hate, hate your guts,   I hate, hate, hate your guts,   And I'll never talk to you again,   unless your dad will suck me off   I'll never talk to you again   unless your mom will touch my cock   I'll never talk to you again   ejaculate into a sock   I'll never talk to you again,   I'll never talk to you again      It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****n' hot dogs   It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****n' hot dogs   and he shit shit shits his pants.   He's alway's f****n' shittin his pants   And I'll never talk to you again   unless your dad will suck me off   I'll never talk to you again   unless your mom will touch my cock   I'll never talk to you again   ejaculate into a sock   I'll never talk to you again,   I'll never talk to you again