I took her out it was a Friday night   I wore cologne to get the feeling right   We started making out and she took off my pants   But then I turned on the TV      And that's about the time that she walked away from me   Nobody likes you when you're 23   And are still more amused by TV shows   What the Hell is ADD?   My friends say I should act my age   What's my age again?   What's my age again?      Then later on, on the drive home   I called her mom from a pay phone   I said I was the cop and your husband's in jail   This state looks down on sodomy      And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me   Nobody likes you when your 23   And are still more amused by prank phone calls   What the Hell is call ID?   My friends say I should act my age   What's my age again?   What's my age again?      And that's about the time she walked away from me   Nobody likes you when your 23   And you still act like you're in freshman year   What the hell is wrong with me?   My friends say I should act my age   What's my age again?   What's my age again?      That's about the time she broke up with me   No one should take themselves so seriously   With many years ahead to fall in line   Why would you wish that on me?   I never want to act my age   What's my age again?   What's my age again?      What's my age again?