I don't want to urinate on myself   I don't want to urinate on anyone else   Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore   'Cause I can't control my bladder anymore      Well, I guess it all depends   (Undergarments)   Well, I guess it all depends   (Undergarments)      Step back in the light   No more soiled nights alone   But I guess, I don't have a care   Because there's not a load in my underwear      I'm sick of offending everyone I meet   (Go, go, go, go)   I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets   (Go)   I had an accident today   I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say      But, I guess it all depends   (Undergarments)   Well, I guess it all depends   (Undergarments)      Step back into life   (Go, go)   No more soiled nights alone   Well, I guess that I don't have a care   If I don't have a load in my underwear