Outside the carolers start to sing   I can't describe the joy they bring   Cause joy is something the don't bring me      My girlfriend is by my side   From the roof are hanging sicles of ice   Their whiney voices get irritating   It's Christmas time again      So I stand with a dead smile on my face   Wondering how much of my time they'll waste   Oh god I hate these satans helpers      And then I guess I must of snapped   Because I grabbed a baseball bat   And made them all run for shelter      It's Christmas time (again)   It's time to be nice to the people oh you can't stand (all year)   I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer   You people scare me   Please stay away from my home   If you don't wanna get me down   Just leave the presents and then leave me alone      Well I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas eve   Cause the cops came and arrested me   They had an unfair advantage      And even though the jail didn't have a tree   Christmas came a night early   Because a guy named Buba unwrapped my package      It's Christmas time (again)   It's time to be nice to the people oh you can't stand (all year)   I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer   You people scare me   Please stay away from my home   If you don't wanna get me down   Just leave the presents and then leave me alone      I won't be home.. I won't be home for Christmas (x6)