ugh marijuana   I went to mexico   To find me some marijuana   Como te llamas?   That damn mexican   Sent me to the whore house   For a $15 whore named mary jane   She resided in the local whore house of monterey   So I sailed my ship to cuba   And Castro told me I was stupida   So I went Columbia   Couldnt find marijuana   But they had some mighty fine cocaine   I was up for days   oh god   Its where coffee and chocolate come from   Might Fine Cocaine   So I went to canada   To find marijuana   Still awake from the cocaine   So I had to pay for that sack in change   I went back down to mexico   To find that prostitute named mary jane   Oh Marijuana   Como te llamas?   I forgot how to get to el maguay...bay?   mar....i...i..ijuana