Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard   'Bout me and my friends and some shit that occured   We thought we'd get some money   We thought that we'd might go   Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico      I was workin' at McDonalds, doin the late night run   When a car pulled up the drive-thru and pointed out a gun   Said, "Give us all your money and three Big Macs to go"   I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below      Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police   I guess I was kinda nervous, they had a warant out on me   Concerning some jaywalking tickets I couldn't afford to pay   Needless to say I got the axe that same day      Well me bein out of work just then   I didn't want to go home   My mom said if I lost this job I'd have to go out on my own   So I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned   Called up some girls but nont of them were home      Steve came over and he brought some alcohol   We're gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall   Thought if we'd get some money, we thought that we might go   Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico      Steve's dad had a huntin rifle and we went and picked it up   We stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck   We raised up that huntin rifle but the counter guy just laughed   As he pulled out a uzi we turned and hauled ass      We were runnin so fast til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work   We walked up to the drive-thru and gave my boss a jerk   Said, "Give us all your money and three Big Macs to go   And suck on this you weasel, we're goin to Mexico"      Down south we all got really wasted, Dave got a case of the runs   We're all really hungover and gettin' low on funds   Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home   Me, I got a job at McDonalds down in Mexico.