I love you, except for when I sleep   can I love you, if I'm busy counting sheep?   My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll   I miss you, stole my heart like a crook   I'd kiss you, but I'm busy with a book   My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll      I love you, except for when I sleep   can I love you, if I'm busy counting sheep?   My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll   I miss you, stole my heart like a crook   I'd kiss you, but I'm busy with a book   My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll      choo choo the train is coming   squak squak the hawk is hunting   flush flush the caca goes down      we will eat your fathers toast    and we will watch your mother roast