oh      sunbathing on a lawn chair   you were all greased up with your blonde hair   you were rubbing on a third coat,   you held a bottle in your hand-   i held a suicide note.         i remember after sunday school   we used to skinny dip in my cousin's pool   but then your answers that i could not take,   i tied a rock to my foot    and took a dip in the lake      i may be dead   and my heart may be, too   but one thing stands:   i knew from day one you were bad news   bitch, i shoulda left you.      i just thought: i was in love   'till you fell on the floor   and just begged to fuck.   but i changed my mind    since you boned that guy   my only question, love,    is how you wanna die         now open your eyes,    it's quite a ways down   i'm gonna laugh so hard    once you hit the ground   like when you laughed at that guy who was on t.v.   except you're dying from a fall; he died from H.I.V.         you always used to joke about being a flirt   and now you're crying 'cause you're diving to your death, head first   behind my back, here in the sack, you thought i'd never know   you took the chance, and now you're dead, i took the stereo         i just thought: i was in love   'till you fell on the floor   and just begged to fuck.   but i changed my mind    since you boned that guy   my only question, love,    is how you wanna die         how do you want to die?   (how do you want to die?)      (repeat 4x)