My mother was half English   and I'm half English too   I'm a great big bundle of culture   tied up in the red, white and blue   I'm a fine example of your Essex man   I'm well familiar with the Hindustan   'Cause my neighbors are half English too      My breakfast was half English   and so am I you know   I had a plate of Marmite soldiers   washed down with a cappuccino    And I'll have a veggie curry about once a week   The next day a fry it up as "Bubble 'N' Squeak'   'Cause my appetite's half English   and I'm half English too      Dance with me   to this very English melody   From Morris Dancing to Morrisey   All that stuff came from across the sea      Britannia she's half English   She speaks Latin at home   St. George was born in the Lebanon   How he got here I don't know   And those three lions on his shirt   they never sprung from England's dirt   Them lions are half English   And I'm half English too      Le-li Umma le-li-ya, le-li Umma le-li-ya   Le-li Umma le-li-ya, le-li, bledi g'desh akh! le-li-ya      Oh my country   Oh my country   Oh my country   What a beautiful country you are