There's a doctor living in your town.    There's a lawyer and an Indian too.   But neither doctor, lawyer, nor Injun chief could love you any more than I do.   There's a barrel of fish in the ocean.   There's a lot of little birds in the blue.   But neither fish nor foul says the wise old owl    Could love you any more than I do.      No, no, no it couldn't be true   That anyone else could love you like I do.   I'm gonna warn all the dead-eye dicks   That you're the chick with the slickest tricks.   And every tick of my ticker ticks for you,   Follow through.      Tell the doc to stick to his practice.   Tell the lawyer to settle his case.   Send the Injun chief and his Tommy- hawk back to little Rain-in-the-Face.   Oh you know know know it couldn't be true   That anyone else could love you like I do.      No, no, no, it couldn't be true    That anyone else could love you like I do.   And confidentially I confess.   I sent a note to the local press    That I'll be changing my home address   For you, follow through.      Tell the doc to stick to his practice.   Tell the lawyer to settle his case.   Send the Injun chief and his Tommy- hawk back to little Rain-in-the-Face.   Cause you know know know it couldn't be true   That anyone else could love you like I do.   No, no, no it couldn't be true   That anyone else could love you like I do.    I'm going to send a hot communique   To the boys down in Cripple Creek   That every dimple on your dimpled cheek   Is mine, so to speak.      Tell the doc to stick to his practice.   Tell the lawyer to settle his case.   Send the Injun chief and his Tommy-hawk back to little Rain-in-the-Face.      Cause you know know know it couldn't be true   That anyone else could love you like I do.   Like I do.   Like I do.   Like I do.   Like I do!