And hey "Mr. For Real," sir,   we're in it for fun   and have you heard the news, sir?   We're in it for free      And with a kiss, yeah, you'd be so sure,   we'll put a laughtrack on for you, dear,   a million and one excuses   the homes are full of spies      We're all over waiting   we're in it for fame   and hey, slow coronation,   repeat the same themes      Devil takes a bite out of this here land   every hour on the hour   the good kind of suicide, dear,   the adjectives they...      ...pall next to pageants   for those who never place   for those who come in second   a mistress all your life      Our lullabies will never move you to tears   The jokes'll bounce right off you      All next to pageants   for those who never place   for those who come in second   a mistress all your life      Our lullabies will never move you to tears   The jokes'll bounce right off you   like dirty words   and anecdotes that we share 've   been told before   our destination's still unknown