What is it and can we make it talk?   If it's got legs, we could take it for a walk   Maybe we should tie it's hands   Before it starts to understand   Who we really are      Confusing how it romps around   Whack its head and try to cool it down   Better hold your tongue, I say   It's gonna find out any day now   Who we really are      Here we stand, look down on you   We don't understand, we're not trying to   The maggot's growing, keep it fed   Until the boil comes to a head   Maybe we should cut it dead   Or send it on a cruise instead   Seems to work so far      So, what is it and can we make it talk?   If it's got legs, we could take it for a walk   Separate the brain and head   And give it something sane instead   Seems to work so far