There’s a girl on channel 13   I know she’s gonna fall in love with me   And I’m gonna win the lottery tomorrow, or the next day      I drive a Mercedes-Benz   I’ve got a whole butt load of friends   I’m gonna be on CMT someday      But in my real world   Things don’t always turn out so good   Like you wish they would   In my real world   I’m a little bit messed up and broke, don’t you know      I got more money than George Strait   I throw Benjies out the window all day   Just to see how far they fly, bye bye      I get more girls than the president   Mom and Dad still pays the rent   And I throw parties all night long      But in my real world   Things don’t always turn out so good   Like you wish they would   In my real world   I’m a little bit messed up and broke, don’t you know (3x)      I’m a rock star, I’m a cowboy, everybody loves this song   I’m a rock star, I’m a cowboy, everybody sing along (2x)      I’ve got a spaceship fully equipped, cause I’m a cowboy Stevie Wonder (2x)      Green, green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo   No one’s got a name for the brain in a scarecrow   How can he believe all he sees on the TV   Nothin but extreme overexecuted fantasy   Happy dancin feet down the street on the corner   Some they say he’s silly, some they say that he’s a loner   How can you explain he’s got a name—nobody knows it   Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac   Prozac, Prozac, Prozac (2x)