Okay, I'll answer for real   If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls, well, I'd put them all to work   We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you   See, I'm not fucking around      I just love how you come up with these   You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour   and if we were in a ooh big fight    and then some loosey twit started flirting with me   Well, even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best move on girl, I don't mess around      No!      Whoah-oh-oh-oh   Yah-yah-yah-yah      So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking   The bar's open late and I don't mind   Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around   Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just a bit closer   Hit me with another of your silly questions   When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around      If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club,   bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then?   Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, see he don't have too much luck with the ladies   Tell the girls "There, that's me,"    then I'll call you up so we can razz it around      What if you high school girlfriend showed up while I was away?   Well, I'd go under the sink    and grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away!      Yeah, I'll stop my stealing   I'll stop my fighting   I'll change my dirty ways   For you just you yeah   I'm damn well smart (and I know what I got)   and I won't be fucking around   So are you feeling good?   Do you know I'm yours?   Raise up that head and those cute shoulders   Let's head on home   I'll never be fucking around