This town is full of monsters    Holding hands with other monsters    And attempting to be human beings    Shuffling around the shops    And waving at balloons       This town is full of monsters    Sitting on park benches    Eating little packets of sultanas    Licking chocolate off their chubby little fingers       And I don't know why it is they scare me   But they do    And the thing that really frightens me    Is that all my friends from school    Are turning into monsters    Picking patterns out for curtains    Making friends with all the other monsters    Pushing other little baby monsters Around the shops in prams       This town is full of monsters    Peeping out from under parks    In multi-storey car park    Evil little eyes like fairy lights    Blinking in the dark       This town is full of monsters    Making out with other monsters    Picking sweetcorn out of their teeth    Dipping yissy little fingers    In the pick n mix       And I don't even know why it is it scares me   But it does    And the thing that really frightens me    Is that the people I used to love    Are turning into monsters    Getting married having babies    Telling me how great their life is    And how happy I would be if I could   Just be more like them