The shoes all live at Shoe Town   Lamps plus has lamps and more   So logically it follows what's inside the    GIANT ROBOT STORE      I will never go into the    GIANT ROBOT STORE   Cause what i don't know    can't hurt me or my brain   No one ever has been through the    GIANT ROBOT STORE   And come out on the other side the same   Hallmark huts have greeting cards   Cigar shops, humidors   But intelligence is smoking deep within the    GIANT ROBOT STORE   And when my girlfriend said   She didn't love me anymore   the guy i hired followed her into the    GIANT ROBOT STORE   Robo-sapiens! Micro-dogs and cats!   Cold and calculating underneath   fur robo-hats!   Compu-hominids! Plastic, steel and tin!   See how they re-boot themselves   when fresh flesh wanders in!      It creeps me out when beeps come out   It's like that song by Styx   Domo Oregato, baby,   From clucking micro-chicks      A robot den of motored men   With artificial minds   The Giant Robot Army's   gonna kick our stupid, live behinds!