Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..   Hello!       Shut the door   Third take   Hand me a beer   Seriously   (Ampit farting)   Can somebody please get him a..   (Belches)   I think something came up on that   Is everybody okay?   That's disgusting   I see a crack   Don't trip   Are you and John sharing?   Are you working?   (More armpit farting)   Wooo.......    Move around kids..    Oh we're moving..   Yeah, moving over one   You ready? Yeah..   Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over    1...2...3.. Go!      Lawrence Widdiger wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)    My judge wants you back    Debbie Allen wants you    And my taco wants you back    Larry Hagman wants you back    Artie Murphy wants you back   The Alamo wants you back    And Beyonce sho got back (hehehe)       Enron wants you back    My mom wants us back    The Dallas Cowboys want you back!   (Yeah! Whoo!)   Bob Wills want you back    Barry White wants you back (Baby)    Kelly Clarkson wants you back    And my pick-up wants you back    The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)    Don Henley wants you back    The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo!)       Lyndon Johnson wants you back    And my dog wants you back (hahaha)    Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)    Its true guys, it's true she loves me    News 11 This just in.. Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha)   Oh boy...      DRI wants you back    Sparta wants you back    Fuck!...(hahaha)    Say that again, let's try that again    Sparta wants you back    Mars Volta wants you back    (Belch...oh something came up Seriously)    WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)    Whoo hoo!!   Dangerous Toys wants you back! (Whoo hoo!)   My God      ZZ Top wants you back    The Dallas Morning News Wants you back    The Four Star Telegram wants you back    The Forest Dividian they want you back    Dallas Texas wants you back !!!   Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try.... I'm gonna try..   I've got a hairy back    [Laughter]       I 45 is the name of the handle    Mommy Dearest wants you back   The Aggies wants you back    Gary Busey wants you back    Walter Cronkite wants you back    Judge Roy Bean wants you back    Tim Duncan wants you back    Patrick Swayze wants you back    Bill Parcells wants you back    Witchita Falls wants us back   But we're never going back!!      I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)    Morgan Fairchild wants you back    Dan Rather wants you back    Ok..Rusty.. we gotta do this again with Sim filming    And... without Sim (HAHAHA)    Seriously cause he's fucked it up every time    We don't want Sim back    He's fucking up our track    He's ok with the camera    But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)       One more time..   This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses    And all you motherfuckers in Texas cause Word.. word up   Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy    Or.. whosever given us possy    This is a shoutout to you    We thank you very much    This is not recording anything    I've gotten much possy over the years    Seriously this is a good Outro for this song Because.. uh..   It's not recording anymore    Oh yeah it is It's recording    (Arguing)   I bet you 500,000 dollars!   Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen    Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time?   I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life    I don't know if thats true but uh dude...    I have a really really big possy   And it's kinda hard..   Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon    You have a freakin smelly possy    Yes a big stinky possy    Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy    its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you    know people get stinky (That explains it)    Oh man here we are its the end of our album    Let's take a shower together    Haha.. no   I think thats a bad idea   I don't think we are all gonna fit in there   I meant let's go have a beer together (I disagree)    We should try it (Let's see some money)    Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you    If your still here than you are more queer than us    You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)    And you should seek help    Alright   Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)    Oh this is so..      Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...    Goodbye!!   Holy shit dude that was awesome!   Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..    Thank you..   It's nice to say goodbye...