We grew up in the suburbs   Got guitars for Christmas   And started a punk rock band   Then we travelled the nation   Became a sensation   In our ’82 dodge van      Now we’re getting older and much more sober   And we’ve got some big ass payments to make   The wife wants a handbag   The kids need some college   And we just need one hit single to break   Get ready here it comes      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya   It’s our attempt at a dance song   A really cool dance song   It’s gonna be a great big hit!      And now the label is so stoked   They don’t get the damn joke   The downloads are off the charts   Like those bands on the TV   In the frilly tuxedos   The ones that break the young girls’ hearts   And now we can too      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya   It’s our attempt at a dance song   A really cool dance song   I can’t wait to hear the remix!      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya   It’s our attempt at a dance song   A really cool dance song   It’s gonna be a great big hit!      Who the hell are we foolin’?   This isn’t what we really do   We had to borrow this keyboard   We only listen to Motley Crue   But it’s gonna be really funny   Cos this song will be number one      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya   It’s our attempt at a dance song   A really cool dance song   I can’t wait to hear the remix!      This song sounds like a dance song   Cos dance songs are cool now   So get up and shake what your momma gave ya   It’s our attempt at a dance song   A really cool dance song   It’s gonna be a great big hit!      It’s our new sound!   We’re gonna...take it to the next level   You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs      Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out   The drums...   No it doesn’t sound good anymore   It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal   It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not      ALRIGHT! We’re back!   We are dancing this is awesome!   We are dancing   Dancing, dancing, dancing   And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing   WOO!